This makes me happy on so many levels
I had a dream I had to shave my beard.
I woke up in a fright and drenched in sweat. Who knew beardlessness could be so harsh on your dreams?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
mustlovesnickers replied to your post: Personal banter: That’s right past me… Sort of, but you’ll be in London, silly.
I’m waiting to see if Matt wants to come over. I thought it would be kinda cool for our first date to be on Christmas. He has been a little slow answering texts tonight, but he has shitty service out by his house. (For those unaware, there are still some areas that have NO cell service… those places are where I always tend to be.) But, back to the original topic, I am supposed to be seeing...
mustlovesnickers replied to your post: Sometimes life is awesome. You mean I wasn’t the only person you texted? Not special. Sad day. It was just you and Dalton… a guy from Clarksville that is basically you in gay guy form so I talk to him a lot.
nicktheviolator replied to your post: jay-argh replied to your post: Late Christmas… You’re going to hell for spelling “dammit” incorrectly. ^ See that JR? You just can’t win!
jay-argh replied to your post: Late Christmas shoppers, Damnit, you mean to tell me this is ANOTHER thing I’m going to hell for? Haha, I didn’t see this reply at first! Well, JR… if there is a hell you are probably going there, but I shall see you there. It’ll be like a summer camp. Forever.
half-an-half-deactivated2012062 asked: Two witches appear before you. "You are unfortunate to be discovered by us!" One witch cackled. "But don't despair, we are here to offer you a service. Accept my wishes and you will cure AIDS/HIV, but in return you shall bring me albinos for me to kill and brew the potions necessary for the cure." The other witch laughed ludicrously, "Hah! Accept MY wish and you will...
Sometimes life is awesome.
So, I was on Grindr last night - go ahead, judge me - and I saw a guy that was really familiar looking. So I clicked the tiny picture and low and behold it was a guy I went to high school with! (I may have also had a bit of a crush on him back then, but we didn’t hang out since he was a grade above me.) After spending about thirty minutes deciding whether I should message him, two text...
Late Christmas shoppers,
I just want to let you know that you are going to hell for your total failure at consumerism. You should have been prepared and shopped at an appropriate time. Didn’t Illidan teach you anything? I had to say this lol. I was working today at the company I’m not allowed to talk about on my blog. (It’s TOTALLY not the largest business in the U.S… Okay? you got that? It’s...
Walmart includes gender identity in their nondiscrimination policy. This made me rather happy.